2. You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. NOW ACT LIKE IT. iPhone size for you nerds. Background photo from Eusebius, found here.

    You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. NOW ACT LIKE IT.

    iPhone size for you nerds.

    Background photo from Eusebius, found here.

  3. Apocalyptic caramel walnut bacon. Lots of work but lots of worth it. I love paleo.

    Apocalyptic caramel walnut bacon. Lots of work but lots of worth it. I love paleo.

  4. WOO! Srsly guise, thank you.

    WOO! Srsly guise, thank you.

  5. Legs Day, Legs Day, Gotta do squats on Legs Day. Some OC for you nerds. Friday is legs day in my routine, so I thought this post would be appropriate. Happy legs day, errybody.

    Legs Day, Legs Day, Gotta do squats on Legs Day. Some OC for you nerds. Friday is legs day in my routine, so I thought this post would be appropriate. Happy legs day, errybody.

  6. Exactly this.

  7. I’m inclined to say that, since I’m a dude this doesn’t apply. However, my nickname lately has been “Thunder Thighs” and even though I don’t aspire to become a grandmother, this is quite accurate.

    I’m inclined to say that, since I’m a dude this doesn’t apply. However, my nickname lately has been “Thunder Thighs” and even though I don’t aspire to become a grandmother, this is quite accurate.

  8. “I could lift that.” I can’t be the only one who does this. iPhone size wallpaper for you nerds. Hit me up if you want additional sizes. (updated for accuracy)

    “I could lift that.”

    I can’t be the only one who does this.

    iPhone size wallpaper for you nerds.

    Hit me up if you want additional sizes.

    (updated for accuracy)

    (Source: f.cl.ly)

  9. visuallycharming asked: You've got some great info & motivational stuff...POST MORE OFTEN PLEASE! Thanks :)

    Thank you! I’ll see what I can do. Your feedback fuels my drive to post, re-post and create. So really, you should thank yourself, jerk.

    Really though, thank you.

  10. Clean and press: doinit wronggg.

    Clean and press: doinit wronggg.

  11. Bearded GPOY a la Decim8.

    Bearded GPOY a la Decim8.

  12. Run here.

    Every time I walk to lunch I think “Why do I not run on the Embarcadero before work? Or even for lunch?”.

    Turns out it’s because I’m an idiot. +1 to my todo list.

  13. Having trouble explaining the Paleo Diet?

    Having trouble explaining the Paleo Diet?

  14. lassmeghan asked: Yes, please do update more! I need more geeky/humorous inspiration on my dashboard. I'm looking forward to it. :)

    You got it, lil’ lass.

  15. theworldwillcometoyou asked: Hey! Even though your tumblr is new-ish, im still loving your posts. I print out motivating posters/pictures with quotes for my guy, so keep on finding/creating the pics! :)

    Howdy and thank you! I’ve been slacking lately, but I plan on hoppin’ back on the wagon; this shall motivate for sure.